Sunday, February 22, 2009

Twas a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the park...

There is something I have been pondering lately. One could probably say I have used a substantial amount of brain power in my thorough contemplation of this very issue...brain power which would have been better spent on my Fine Arts art section final (if you've read the Epic.Fail. post, you will understand the significant depletion of overall brain power and mental function this class has caused me. But alas, that is all in my past, for now I am moving on to grander and more noble things- the Fine Art music section. No more Der Blaue Reiter, no more awkward pictures of naked people. The downside to this glorious change is that now I will have to walk all the way across campus to the PPAC at 9:15 in the morning, as opposed to the 20 feet to Beard Arts Center.)

Let me just say, that was possibly the longest parenthetical aside I have ever written. But I digress, and will return to what I was talking about in the first place..
 
Say you were choking, and you're by yourself; there's no one else around. Now, everyone knows that in this situation, you are supposed to attempt to give yourself the Heimlich, whether with your arms pumping your stomach or by falling over a chair or whatever. Well, when you are around someone else who is choking, you give them the Heimlich, and then, if that doesn't work, you call 911, right? So my question is, if you're by yourself and you're choking and the Heimlich doesn't work, do you still call 911? This would seem highly illogical to me, beings that if you have not been able to fix the whole choking problem by this point, you are probably not in the best shape to find your phone and call 911. So instead of giving yourself the Heimlich, should you call 911 first?? Wouldn't that make sense? I mean, if you don't call 911 and the Heimlich thing doesn't work out for ya, you're pretty much up a creek if you know what I mean. But who has the presence of mind to use the phone when they have a foreign object lodged in their windpipe and are gasping for breath?? Having never gone through the experience of choking or been in the presence of a choking victim, I have realized that I am completely unprepared to deal with the situation! Yes, we all know the basic theory behind the Heimlich maneuver- bear hug from behind, stomach thrusts upward- but what if, underestimating my own strength, I cracked the person's ribs?? Or worse, punctured a kidney or other vital organ?? I think we all need to take a minute and remember when our mother's taught us to always chew our food thoroughly, and never to run with something in our mouth. 
Or maybe that was just my mom.
But that's beside the point. What I want to know is, if I'm choking and I am by myself, who in the world is going to call for help when I turn blue and pass out from oxygen deprivation???
Does 911 have texting??

Friday, February 13, 2009

wOw

John 13
It's Passover time..and Jesus knows his days on earth are numbered. Soon He'd be reunited with His Father, the One Who loves perfectly. Though Jesus is perfect, His heart overflows with love for His group of, well, let's just face it, rather imperfect disciples. We all know the feeling, the heart-wrenching ordeal of saying goodbye to those we care most about. So what does Jesus do?
John 13:1b- "Having loved his own who were in the world, he now showed them the full extent of his love."
The full extent of His love. Wow. I get butterflies just thinking about it. And what does Jesus do, to show His best friends the full extent of His love?
He ties a towel around His waist and washes their feet. In a gesture full of compassion and love, He tenderly washes the feet of His disciples. But it doesn't end there.
John 13:15- "..Now you should do [to others] as I have done for you."
Love=Service. Love=Compassion. Love is edifying others, stepping down from your pedestal to tend the wounds, wash the feet of God's beloved. It's simple really.
"He now showed them the full extent of his love.."
If you want to know how to love God, there it is.
As Thomas Aquinas put it: "To love God is greater than to know him."
Try loving God with all of your heart, soul, and mind. See if the way you love and value others doesn't shift, with your own happiness and comfort starting to take a back seat to the joy of others. 
It's pretty awesome if you think about it.